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The Lagging Mystic: Requires an open mind, schedule, and the ability to listen to long, dragging accounts of his most recent spiritual awakening or communion with the most high.	Lord of the Schwag: Smoking mold causes lung infections.	The Rip-Off Artist: Check for ponytail. Unless it is accompanied by a beard or other hippie accoutrements, do not give him your money.	The Weed Snob: Use extreme caution when matching bowls with the Weed Snob. Only European strains are recommended. If the Weed Snob catches you in possession of anything you bought from The Schwag Lord, mockery, and in some extreme cases, violence, may ens	The Gangster: Small bills anger him.	Mr. Paranoia: At first, you and your friends might just think he’s really clever. He’s not.	Mr. Medical: May show up on your doorstep with a transparent turkey bag full of medicine slung over his shoulder.	The Street Kid: CHECK FOR PONYTAIL! Do not be fooled by a Rip-Off Artist in disguise.	The Walking Party / Bust Waiting to Happen: Since the entire apartment complex knows this guy is a dealer, it’s only a matter of time before a sleep-deprived neighbor rats him out and he gets busted. Don’t be there when it happens.